This is a real bulletin sent to parent of kids in the Grand Forks, North Dakota, area this week ( Read more... )

!Yahoo News reports:

John Walsh and his wife, Reve, along their daughter, Meghan, left, listen as the Hollywood Police Department announces the conclusion of the investigation in to the death of their son, Adam, who was abducted and killed in 1981, during a news conference in Hollywood, Fla.

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